By Amy Amatangelo, TV Gal®
I never dated a bad boy. And I definitely didn’t marry one. Really, the worst thing my husband ever does is forget to run the dishwasher at night.
But, oh, how I have loved the TV bad boy. The bad boy on TV makes for great viewing while never actually causing you any emotional damage. Here’s a chorological list of my long- term relationship with the TV bad boy:
Dylan McKay on Beverly Hills, 90210: That sexy scowl! Those sideburns! Dylan was my first TV bad boy and, as the saying goes, you never forget your first. When Kelly famously told Brandon and Dylan, “I choose me,” I was proud of her girl-power decision but I thought she was a little nuts to let this brooding bad boy go. The rumor that Luke Perry and Jennie Garth are now dating in real life has caused me to nearly explode with happiness.
Pacey Whitter on Dawson’s Creek: Before you question whether Pacey was really a bad boy, remember that when we first met him, he was sleeping with his teacher. Good boys don’t sleep with their teachers. Pacey was always my first choice for Joey (and honestly now that Katie Holmes is a single again, he still is). I get chills thinking about when he told Joey he was going to kiss her and then started counting backwards from 10. Sigh.
Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Spike was so very wrong for Buffy. I knew it. She knew it. All of Hellmouth knew it. Their often violent relationship was one of the most dysfunctional ones on TV. But when Buffy tells him Spike she loves him right before he dies and he replies, “No you don’t but thanks for saying it,” it breaks my heart every time.
Logan Echolls on Veronica Mars: Logan just couldn’t get out of his own way. He was the perfect storm of a bad boy – troubled home situation (very troubled!), the propensity to lash out at the ones who loved him most, and a soulful stare that made even my remote blush. When he was bad, he was very, very bad but when he was good, Veronica couldn’t do any better.
Sawyer on Lost: I so wanted Sawyer to smile his sly smile and come up with a nickname for me. Maybe he’d call me Carmela because of my Italian last name. Or maybe he’d dub me “Lamy” because I would be the one always telling him that his cockamamie plan was DANGEROUS. Sawyer was the best kind of bad boy – his brass exterior hid a damaged, sweet soul.
Tim Riggins on Friday Night Lights: Let me be clear: I have never, ever liked long hair on guys. Until, Tim Riggins. I wanted to reach into the TV and tuck his hair behind his ears. He could have worn his hair in French braids and I would have thought that was fantastic. His romance with Lyla was oh so wrong – she was dating his best friend who had just been paralyzed. But, you couldn’t help but root for Riggins to succeed. Texas forever man.
Damon Salvatore on The Vampire Diaries: Obviously. What I love most about Damon is that the character completely made me forget Ian Somerhalder had ever been anyone else. Boone who? I will admit that I haven’t kept up with show but I know if I ever visited Mystic Falls, I would want to hang out with Damon not Stefan.
So that’s many years loving the TV bad boy. But something has happened to me. I totally rooted for Jake on Awkward. Not Matty of I- treated- Jenna-terribly- but- am- really- sweet-and-misunderstood fame. But Jake of I-always-treated-Jenna-with-the-upmost-respect-and-have-always-been-nice-to-her fame. I rooted for Jake long before Jenna broke his heart. And Jake could never, ever be a bad boy.
What is going on? Am I breaking up with the TV bad boy? Am I suddenly maturing? Are there no good bad boys left? It’s like I don’t even know the TV viewer I’ve become. But I’m definitely on Team Jake. Just don’t tell Dylan, Pacey, Spike, Logan, Sawyer, Riggins or Damon that I said that.
Who is your favorite TV bad boy? Vote below.
I just saw your new blog, and you will never imagine how excited and relieved I am. I missed you so much. Do you know how I found you again? I was trying to find your old columns because of your obsession with Arrested Development. I never saw the show while it was aired (please don’t hate me, I now know I made a mistake) but I am watching it now and I cannot believe how good it is, 8 years later. I would love your comments on the new season that they are filming! (Yes!) Any way, I’m very happy you are back and look forward to read your blog postings.
I’m Team Matty, but liking one good boy doesn’t ruin your streak! Have you tried Hart of Dixie? Poor Scott Porter definitely loses out again as George to Zoe’s sexy neighbor Wade. Plus, he’s shirtless more. 😀
Thanks Irene! So glad you found my blog again and so happy you’re watching Arrested Development!
You forgot Ben and Noel!
I keep coming back to this, thinking I’ll be able to give an answer on the poll. But it is just cruel to make me choose between Sawyer, Tim Riggins, and Damon.
Amy: Didn’t you used to have a thing for Milo Ventamiglia’s “Jess” on Gilmore Girls too?
I don’t know if either Ben or Noel could be considered a bad boy. But yes Jess should have been on this list. He’s was as bad as someone who lived in Stars Hollow could get.
I meant Ben as the bad boy and Noel as the good boy(that you weren’t rooting for). But I guess in the end Ben wasn’t as much of a bad boy as he appeared to be at the beginning.
Texas forever, indeed. I still miss Tim. How about Jackson Teller on Sons of Anarchy?